Why MAD Should Be Spoofing On Subway

  1. They advertise too much. (I'd bet you that some radio station somewhere in the US is advertising Subway.
  2. Every time you walk in the door you here the "HI, WELCOME TO SUBWAY!!!!"
  3. They say their food is fresh, and I'd bet that they also say that you could eat off their "clean" floors in their bathrooms and not get sick.
  4. I'd bet that they want all your money, so they're rule is "Thall shall have obesity, not your own money."

Fundalini Pages

I just did a Findalini article, didn't I? Well I have to go. But, you shouldn't go to Subway, just because they advertise telling you to go.