Why MAD Should Be Spoofing On Subway
- They advertise too much. (I'd bet you that some radio station somewhere in the US is advertising Subway.
- Every time you walk in the door you here the "HI, WELCOME TO SUBWAY!!!!"
- They say their food is fresh, and I'd bet that they also say that you could eat off their "clean" floors in their bathrooms and not get sick.
- I'd bet that they want all your money, so they're rule is "Thall shall have obesity, not your own money."
I just did a Findalini article, didn't I? Well I have to go. But, you shouldn't go to Subway, just because they advertise telling you to go.