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Why MAD Should Be Spoofing On Subway

 * 1) ﻿They advertise too much. (I'd bet you that some radio station somewhere in the US is advertising Subway.
 * 2) Every time you walk in the door you here the "HI, WELCOME TO SUBWAY!!!!"
 * 3) They say their food is fresh, and I'd bet that they also say that you could eat off their "clean" floors in their bathrooms and not get sick.
 * 4) I'd bet that they want all your money, so they're rule is "Thall shall have obesity, not your own money."

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I just did a Findalini article, didn't I? Well I have to go. But, you shouldn't go to Subway, just because they advertise telling you to go.